Mayonnaise taco Monday, it smells like underwear.
  Mayonnaise taco...And something over there.
  Mayonnaise taco Monday, I put it on the dog.
  Mayonnaise taco Monday, it tastes kind of like log.
  Borracho, Bilando con tu...esposa.
  Mayonnaise taco Monday, you put it in your sleeve.
  Mayonnaise taco Monday, it makes me want to, makes me want to, makes me want to heave!