We are building a religion
  We are building it bigger
  We are widening the corridors
  And adding more lanes
    We are building a religion
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  We are now accepting callers
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    To resist it is useless
  It is useless to resist it
  His cigarette is burning
  But he never seems to ash
    He is grooming his poodle
  He is living comfort eagle
  You can meet at his location
  But you better come with cash
    Now his hat is on backwards
  He can show you his tatoos
  He is in the music business
  He is calling you "DUDE!"
    Now today is tomorrow
  And tomorrow today
  And yesterday is weaving in and out
    And the bliping white lines
  That the airplane leaves behind
  Are drifting right in front
  of the waining of the moon
    He is handling the money
  He's serving the food
  He knows about your party
  He is calling you "DUDE!"
    Now do you believe
  In the one big sign
  The doublewide shine
  On the bootheels of your prime
    Doesn't matter if you're skinny
  Doesn't matter if you're fat
  You can dress up like a solten
  In your onion head hat
    We are building a religion
  We are making a brand
  We're the only ones to turn to
  When your castles turn to sand
    Take a bite of this apple
  Mr. corporate invents
  Take a walk through the jungle
  Of cardboard shanties and tents
    Some people drink Pepsi
  Some people drink Coke
  The wacky morning DJ
  Says domocracy's a joke
    He says now do you believe
  In the one big song
  He's now accepting callers
  Who would like to sing along
    She says, do you believe
  In the one true edge
  By fastening your safety belts
  And stepping towards the ledge
    He is handling the money
  He is serving the food
  He is now accepting callers
  He is calling me "DUDE!"
    Now do you believe
  In the one big sign
  The doublewide shine
  On the bootheels of your prime
    There's no need to ask directions
  If you ever lose your mind
  We're behind you
  We're behind you
  And let us please remind you
  We can send a car to find you
  If you ever lose your way
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    We are building it bigger
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    A limited
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