Van Tango had a mean old scene
  He worked night-shift at the Opera
  Watching the girls go by
  He's singled out tonight
  He's singled out every night
  
  Caretaker of the night - He's the King of the night
  
  Van Tango had a mean old scene
  He wore his quiff Venetian style
  His fags were cheap, but with a filter
  He don't suck up to no-one tonight
  He don't suck up to no-one at all
  
  Caretaker of the night - He's the King of the night