Sell us a president, agency man
  Smiling Big Brother stern father perhaps
  Sell us a president, agency man
  (A gay?) smiling up we know never craps
  Let's try California,
  Pay us first before we do it
  We get a smilin nazi
  March him right on through
  Wham a baby
  Kiss a baby
  Ladies in for tea
  
  
  And here's a bunch of speeches
  Well toss 'em in for free
  
  
  Sell us a president, agency man
  Smiling Big Brother stern father perhaps
  Sell us a president, agency man
  (A gay?) smiling up we know never craps
  
  
  We'll sell him in the movies
  On the tube throughout the year
  We'll sell him by the bucket
  To the Okies drinking beer
  We'll teach him how to walk and talk
  We'll putty up his chin
  We'll print his picture everywhere
  Of course the shmuck will win
  
  
  From the heart of Death Valley
  To the ruling of our land
  A simple trick you simple pig
  It's just the way we planned