Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, lousy with virginity
  Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed, I can't, I'm Sandra Dee
  Watch it, hey, I'm Doris Day, I was not brought up that way
  Won't come across, even Rock Hudson lost his heart to Doris Day
  
  I don't drink or swear, I won't white my hair, I get ill from one cigarette
  Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers.
  Would you pull that crap with Annette?
  
  As for you, Troy Donahue, I know what you wanna do
  You got your crust, I'm no object of lust, I'm just plain Sandra Dee
  Elvis, Elvis, let me be, keep that pelvis far from me
  Just keep your cool, now you're starting to drool
  Hey, fungu, I'm Sandra Dee