Somebody brought the juicer
  I thought I'd take a sip
  Came off the rails so crazy
  My senses took a dip
  Before the bottle hit the floor
  And I'd had time to think
  I was blinded by desire
  The elephant turned pink
  
  The rest is simply shady
  It's all been done before
  But it doesn't make life simple
  That's for sure
  You may think about a lady
  Cause yourself a minor war
  And your life won't be so easy anymore
  
  No sooner had I sown it
  When I began to reap
  I was torn from shallow water
  And plunged into the deep
  And as I started drowning
  I clung onto a straw
  That somehow kept me floating
  While my madness craved for more
  
  The rest is simply shady
  It's all been done and more
  But it doesn't make life easy
  That's for sure
  
  A pebble in the ocean
  Must cause some kind of stir
  And witnessed by the silence
  Will reach from here to there
  The action that I've started
  Sometime I'll have to face
  My influence in motion
  Rebounding back through space
  
  The rest is simply shady
  It's all been done before
  But it doesn't make life simple
  That's for sure
  You may think of Sexy Sadie
  Let her in through your front door
  And your life won't be so easy anymore