Hers on one side, his on the other
  One Saturday in June
  The organ drones and her cousin's singin'
  Just a little bit out of tune
  Her ex is here and his is too
  Something old and borrowed but it's nothing new
  It sure came up all of the sudden
  Bobby and Judy's weddin'
  
  Dean and Ginny?... They still ain't speakin'
  She's gonna make him do without
  There's no denyin' that Carla's cryin'
  But what's she cryin' all about?
  It's all one great big act of contrition
  Hugs and kisses with fresh ammunition
  So we all retreat with the preacher's blessin'
  Bobby and Judy's weddin'
  
  1ST CHORUS
  So ring them bells, toss that rice
  Have yourselves a real nife lice
  Say those words, recite those vows
  Don't we all feel better now?
  
  Cold beer fountain, cheddar cheese mountain
  Pig-in-a-blanket on the bar
  Tim and Eddie got the band back together
  They still can't play their guitars
  In-laws, outlaws all pull together
  To hot-wire, jump-start two hearts forever
  Will they make it? ... Nobody's guessin'
  Bobby and Judy's weddin'
  
  2ND CHORUS
  Dance your dance, eat your cake
  Toss your sister your bouquet
  Say goodbye, drive away
  Tomorrow is another day
  All the boys got lost in the whiskey
  Daddy fell asleep in his tux
  Dean and Ginny actin' kinda frisky
  Thinkin' about makin' up
  Mamma and the womenfolk back in the kitchen
  They're all laughin', Carla's still bitchin'
  As for me I'm glad I saw it all... even the parts that I can't recall
  It sure was great to be with you all of ya'll
  Bobby and Judy's wedding