It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here
   It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here
   The air is getting slipper and it's not to my surprise
   My heart, it beats irregularly and the sweat it fills my eyes
   I do not mind what I excrete 'cause
   I'm here to make a buck
   And those that cannot take the heat can take a flying...
   Forgive me if I hesitate
   It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here
  
   The dogs are barking merrily as Jerry sits on high
   If you've studied your Floyd property, you'd know that pigs could fly
   Now if you want an encore you might hear it is luck
   But me, I'd rather play Residents, 'cause I don't give a...
   Forgive me if I hesitate
   It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here
  
   Now, Fatty, he's a hell of a guy but he sweats like a dancing mule
   He likes to hang out at Checker Gas with the Chets he knew from high school
   He sold enough crystal meth to buy a stepside truck
   But if you ask me twice I'd say the boy ain't worth a...
   Forgive me if I hesitate
   It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here
  
   The act of perspiration is far beyond control
   If the heat compels to aspirate please try not to miss the bowl
   If sweatiness makes you horny, well darlin' I think you're in luck
   'Cause all this clever banter gives me the urge to FUCK