Look askance
   Just a glance
   Just enough
   To incite the wrath
   Of her confidante
   Strong though gaunt
  
   And that's how to get your ass kicked
   How to get your ass kicked
  
   Never learn
   To discern
   Areas
   Where you don't belong
   So you venture out
   Head in clouds
  
   And that's how to get your ass kicked
   How to get your ass kicked
  
   I know, I know, I know, I know
   Driving home,
   Bikes in chrome
   Cut you off
   And you flip them off
   And they take their turns
   Many turns
  
   And that's how to get your ass kicked
   How to get your kicked
  
   I know, I know, I know, I know
   In the end
   Then is when
   You will pray
   But you won't be answered
   And then you'll go
   End of show
  
   And that's how to get your ass kicked
   How to get your ass kicked
  
   Oh well, oh well, oh well, oh well