I am a rhino
   Plodding the jungle
   Dinnertime's here and
   "Baby I'm home"
   Me and my baby
   We are so happy
   Then I smell vinyl
   "Darling, let's run!"
  
   Chorus:
   Don't shoot me
   Don't shoot me down
   Don't shoot me
   Don't shoot me down
  
   I am a hippo
   Sloshing through mud and
  
   Work is now over
   "Baby, I'm home"
   Isn't she lovely
   Makes me feel comfy
   Then I smell Jeeps and
   "Darling, let's run!"
  
   Repeat Chorus:
  
   Repeat Chorus:
  
   I'm a poor slob from
   Reno, Nevada
   I am a hunter of
   Rhinos and hippos
   Then I come home from
  
   Months in the bush
   I'm tired, I'm weary
   "Darling, I'm home"
   "Darling, darling, what's wrong?"
   "Darling, darling, what's wrong?"
   "Darling, darling, who's he?"
  
   Chorus:
  
   Don't shoot me
   Don't shoot me down, down
   Don't shoot me
   Don't shoot me down, down, down
   Nice shooting
   Nice shooting, dear, dear, dear, dear
   Nice shooting,
   Nice shooting, dear