Wish I was a Kellogg'sC ornflake
   Floatin' in my bowl
   Takin' movies
   Relaxed in awhile
   Livin' in style
   Talkin' to a raisin
   Who occasionally plays L.A.
   Casually glancing at his toupe
  
   Wish I was an English muffin
   'bout to make the most out of a toaster
   I'd ease myself down
   Comin' up brown
   I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam
   I'm a "Citizen For Boysenberry Jam" fan
   Oooooooo, South California
  
   If I become a First Lieutenant
   Would ya put my photo on your piano
   To Mary Jane, best wishes, Martin
   Old Roger, draft dodger, leave 'em by the basement door
   Ev'rybody knows what he's tippy-toein' down there for
  
   Oh, really?