My oh my, i'm seeing the potential
   lets just see what we can do
   first we'll take you down back to the meathouse
   and then you'll hold their hands again
   i know tricks that you could only dream of
   looks like it's your lucky day
   a killer key change
   is all you'll ever need
  
   [chorus]
  
   but who needs enemies
   when you've got friends
   now your hands are tied
   and who needs accidents
   when you've got me
   now i'm on your side
  
   now lets try and teach you how to mingle
   then we'll teach you how to kill
   lies will always be your best of best friends
   never be alone again
   a killer key change
   is all you'll ever need