I was handed down the looks of a man with a broken nose
   That's the way our family was I suppose
   But at least you gave me deeply profound
   As we lay and chatted late upon the cricket ground
   You didn't have to love me
   Where others got rid
   You didn't have to treat me like a very good friend
   But I'm glad that you did
  
   One thing I never said to you
   And one thing I never can
   Amongst the false applause and the deafening cheers
   I'm your No. 1 fan
   I'm your No. 1 fan
  
   I'm the richly blessed daughter of a mother with tattooed arms
   That's the way my family life, life was charmed
   But at least it gave me mental grace
   And a thought at the pit of my mind and a smile on my face
  
   You didn't have to listen
   To a word that I'd said
   You didn't have to tell me all those silly old jokes
   For every tear that I shed
   Every tear that I shed
  
   Cos one thing I never said to you
   And one thing I never can
   Amongst the false applause and the deafening cheers
   I'm your No. 1 fan
   I'm your No. 1 fan
  
   I was handed down a bike with a crooked old wheel
   But I rode it on a million lanes the way that you made me feel
   But at least we thought about it so long and hard
   As we sat upon our mother in the graveyard
  
   And you don't have to listen
   To a word in this song
   Your picture hangs the same and in the same old place
   Even though that you've gone
   Even though that you've gone
  
   Cos one thing I never said to you
   And one thing I never can
   Amongst the false applause and the deafening cheers
   I'm your No. 1 fan
   I'm your No. 1 fan
   Yes I am
   I'm your No. 1 fan