Hey Fellaz!! (yeah!)
   Can I get a soul clap?? (yeah)
   Hey ladies!! (yeah)
   Can I slap that lower back??(yeah)
   Let the beat drop!!
   (bout this shorty I met.. couple of days ago and shit..)
  
   Hey yo shorty's off tha bar hook..
   Shakin that ass..
   She don't mind if we all look
   It's all good
   Oh yeah mommy let me holla at ya
   Wanna strip
   Throw a dolla at ya
  
   Honey dip was a thug bitch from Bucktown
   Lookin like she needed a good fuckdown
   I was like damn momma you like ecstasy
   Like James Brown I wanna get in to it like a sex machine
   I said yeah I'm feelin everything you do
   She said.."oh yeah ain't you that kid from the yuuuuuu!!!"
   I said yeah!! As I bit my lips
   Hypnotized as my eyes focused on her tits
   I was like by the way Whats your name??(she says)Mary Chacohn
   She knew I was a dog that liked to bury the dong(the bone)
   Well thats cool,
   Just like I knew she was a BK hoe
   That was only down for a TKO
   AKA Blazy I tried to touch her ass
   She was like "shit!! the least you could do is say please!")
   I said heres my map, and the flyer wheres my shows at
   She tried to get me back for touchin her ass and squeezed the bozak
   I was like WHOA!!momma I caught the steel wood,
   But she whispered in my ear Poppy that feels good
   She asked Can I have it tonight??
   Yeah before 11, She was like
   For sure my nigga round 7
  
   (6:59)Brrrrrriiinnnggg!!!!!
   So she gave me call around 7:00
   She said Patrick I really need some of your cock!!
   I'm crazy horny I wanna ride the pony!
   I told her I gotta long solami and thats no bologna.
   So she came to my crib started my mind in the penis
   I told her before I bust mommy bahapelogenis
   I had her coochy juicy
   She had my head gooey
   When I pulled out my chewbacha dick she said
   CHeeeeeewwwwwwyyyyy!!!
   Thats all you heard when I pushed it (yaaaaayyyy)
   The phsycho's no joke
   and Thats no bullshit
   I made her come
   Like niagra falls
   Bam! Bam! Bam!
   With my viagra balls
   Its like that baby
   She scratched my back crazy
   Who stroked that ass to sleep
   My nigga Pat Blazy
   She said (snoring oy oy oy)
   (pitfight pitfight) (from the back)(saga continues)(sleep with me)(bring them
   belts right here)
   This was a true story, but the names have been changed to protect the innocent
   (Patrick Blazy) (chickens down here ya know)(yellow claw)(yeah now I ain't
   playin with y'all come on now my nigga Pat Blazy(big swinger)no good)(Fly away)