Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill
   Is Dexter ill today, Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school
   I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishborne
   Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand
   The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel
   Dexter from the entire public school system
  
   Oh Mr Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy
   But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
   I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer
   It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane
  
   That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
   That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
   That boy needs therapy
   Lying down on the couch, what does that mean?
   You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
   What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
   I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
   Ranagazoo, let's have a tune
   Now when I count three
   That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
   He was white as a sheet
   And he also laid false teeth
  
   Avalanches is above, business continues below
   Did I ever tell you the story about
   Cowboys! Mid, Mid Midgets and the indians and, Fron, Frontier Psychiatrist
   I... I felt strangely hypnotised
   I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls
   And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
   And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
   I promise my girlfriend I'd... the violin, violin, violin ...
  
   Frontier Psychiatrist
   Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
   Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
   Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
  
   That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
   That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
   That boy needs therapy
   Lying down on the couch, what does that mean?
   You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
   What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
   I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
   Ranagazoo, let's have a tune
   Now when I count three
   That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
   He was white as a sheet
   And he also laid false teeth
  
   Frontier Psychiatrist
  
   Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
   Uh ohh... uh oh, a bird! Yeah!
   Sometimes a parrot talks
   Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
   Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
   Can you think of anything else
   A record, record, record !