Girl, don't you tell me that you're dreamin that
  And don't you tell me that you're scheming that
  For thinking that he could ever take the place of me
  And girl, don't you tell me that you've got my back
  And don't you tell me that you don't see that
  When it's a fact
  That any dumb fool can see
  How could you...
    How could you think he's cool enough
  To be the one to come in after me
  I guess you've been writing comedy, now
  How could you think he's good enough
  To even compare to someone like me
  If you don't know, you'll lose, you'll see, girl
    [Hook]
  I bet he won't no
  I bet he won't keep you blingin like me, no
  I bet he won't touch the places that I know
  I bet he won't have the ends to keep you ridin the willie in a 4.6
  Girl, no, no, no
  I bet he won't keep you blingin like me, no, no
  I bet he won't touch the places that I know
  Unless you're losin your mind, or even goin blind
  I bet he won't, I bet he won't, no, no
    Girl, I know somebody must have hurt you bad
  I know somebody must have made you crack
  If you think that
  He can do what I can do for you and
  Girl, I know somebody must have told you to
  I know somebody must've made you do the things you do
  Cuz I know there's no way that you could be un true
    How could you think he's cool enough
  To be the one to come in after me
  I guess you've been writing comedy, oh
  How could you think he's good enough
  To even compare to someone like me
  If you don't know, you'll lose, you'll see, girl
    [Repeat Hook]
    You're livin in a dream if you think
  That he can roll the dice and beat me
  And if you're fool enough to take a chance
  Then you will see
  There's no other way but through me
  It's locked up tight and I've got the key
  So don't be wastin our time thinking that
  It will never be
    Baby, no, no...
  Oh, no, oh-no, no, no, no
  I bet he won't noooo...
  Oh, no, no, bet he won't
  I'm tellin you, I bet he won't...
    [Repeat Hook 3 times]