It's gonna be grand when you take
   the hand of the liquid gang, oh yeah
   Peter with the heater, he's such a messy eater
   He's got frogs in his eyes
   from telling those lies
   Sunday's almost Monday and you gotta understand
   It's gonna be grand when you take
   the hand of the liquid gang, oh yeah
  
   Shelly 's silver belly, she's got me on the telly
   Down with the dog he's a rockabilly yob
   The kids are young, but that¨ˆs how we begun
   You gotta understand when you take
   the hand of the liquid gang, oh yeah
  
   You're gonna be grand (4x)
  
   Paladin heat with the dancing feet
   Rides a two tone bike he does what he likes
   But my head is alright but you're out of sight
   But you gotta understand when you take
   the hand of the liquid gang, oh yeah
  
   You're gonna be grand