[Flavor Flav]
  Well two bees in a bucket
  Mother motherfuck it
  You either Flavor Flav it
  Or you Chuck Chuck Chuck it
  Kiss my ass or suck a D.I.C.-
  K. stands for kill so don't fuck with me
  I fucked that lady in the bed
  I missed that pussy and I bust a spread
  I tried it again in a thumping wagon
  The bottom fell out and her ass started dragging
  Tried it again and I failed to grasp
  I missed that pussy and I bust my ass
  Then I fucked this lady in the tree
  The baby came out and said "Run-DMC"
    [Ice Cube]
  I knew this girl who looked just like you
  Light brown and a fly hair-do
  I wanted to do her, screw her
  So I stepped to her
  On-key bitch had more ass than a donkey
  I said you're the type of girl that I can't pass over
  Give me one chance and I'll bend your ass over
  Just call me the plumber at the end of the night
  Cause a nigga like me'll lay plenty of pipe
  She didn't get offended it was splendid to me
  Cause mister nice guy is what I pretended to be
  I guess I just wine her and dine her
  And by the end of the night I'll be behind her
  Waxing that ass like Rain Dance
  On the bumper get the pussy then I dump her
  Took her to the Comfort Inn
  Tucked her in
  Pulled out the third leg pumped it in
  She said will you call me
  Yeah I'll call you a bitch or a hoe after I ball ya
  Naw I'm just playin but it's still the same
  Cause a nigga like Ice Cube is only out for one thang