[Intro: Little Russ, Ice Cube]
  
  [story-teller] Once upon a time, in the black part of the city
  [young kid] Yo G, yo G you better get out of here man, 5-0
  [door swings shut, car peels out]
    [Russ] Yo Ice Cube, man
  [Cube] Whassup man?
  [Russ] Why you...
  [Cube] Whassup?
  [Russ] Yo Ice Cube man, why you always kickin the shit about the bitches
  and the niggaz? Why don't you kick some shit about the kids, man? The
  fuckin kids?!
  [Cube] Word
    [Verse One: Ice Cube]
    Little boys and girls, they all love me
  Come sit on the lap of I-C-E
  And let me tell ya a story or two
  About a punk-ass nigga I knew
  Named Jack, he wasn't that nimble, wasn't that quick
  Jumped over the candlestick and burnt his dick
  Ran up the street cause he was piping hot
  Met a bitch named Jill on the bus stop
  Dropped a line or two, and he had the hoe
  At that type of shit he's a pro
  So Jack and Jill ran up the hill to catch a lil nap
  Dumb bitch, gave him the claps
  Then he had to go see Dr. Bombay
  Got a shot in the ass, and he was on his way
  To make some money, why not?
  Down on Sesame Street, the dope spot
  There he saw the lady who lived in a shoe
  Sold dope out the front, but in back, marijuana grew
  For the man that was really important
  Who lived down the street in a Air Jordan
  Ride to the fellow Mister Rogers and hoes
  Drove a 500 sittin on Lorenzoes
  He broke out, Little Bo Peep, smoked out
  Saw, her and her friends sellin sheepskins
  
  [Little Bo Peep]
  Yo yo I got them sheepskins
  Yo, my empty sheepskins
  Yo baby, what's up with that?
    Hickory dickory dock, it was twelve o'clock
  Cinderella ain't home must be givin up the cock
  I don't doubt it, she is kind of freaky of course
  Had a fight with Snow White, she was fuckin her dwarfs
  Saw a fight over colors, too
  Red Riding Hood, and Little Boy Blue
  A bad influence? Yo I don't know
  But Ice Cube'll tell the kids how the story should go
    [Interlude: Little Russ]
  
  Yeah money, that's it, yeah money, that's it
  This is Little Russ in the house
  Rock that shit homey, rock that shit!
  (Well, you know the rest)
  
  [Verse Two: Ice Cube]
  
  Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
  With a joint, drinkin some 8-ball
  Three little pigs in a Coup de Ville
  Lookin for, the wolf to kill
  They're fucked up and they want revenge
  Them and Humpty used to be friends
  Now they're enemies cause he's a traitor
  Pulled out the Uzi cruised by and sprayed him
  Cinderella hoeing for the fellas
  And Mister Rogers is gettin mighty jealous
  Of the cash that the pigs were makin
  Time for the pigs to get turned to bacon
  Cause Mister Rogers found out quick
  That Humpty Dumpty was blown to bits
  They said that the motherfuckin wolf was next
  So Mister Rogers better watch his step
  So he let the wolf know
  We're gonna fuck up the pigs, and take their ho
  Cause Cinderella is much too fast
  Before twelve, givin up ass
  Double barrels all loaded and cocked
  As soon as they show, they gonna get popped
  They bailed down Sesame Street and caught em
  Little Boy Blue is up front givin orders
  Little did they know Cinderella was a fink
  She called the cops and got thrown in the clink
  A bad influence? Yo, I don't know
  But Ice Cube'll tell the kids how the stories should go
  
  [Outro: Little Russ, Ice Cube]
  
  [Cube] Aiyyo man was that dope enough for you?
  [Russ] Yeah you aight, you in the house
  We outta here, seeeee-yaaaaa
  [Cube] Yeah you better go home before I whoop your little bad ass
  
  [Barney Rubble] Some bedtime story huh?
  [Bugs Bunny] It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't wanna live here
  
  [Andrew Dice Clay] Ay, good ol' Mother Goose, remember her? I fucked her