[Intro]
   (Talking)
   I don't understand..
   Why are you bein so mean!?
   You're a MEAN, MEAN MAN!
  
   [Chorus]
   You're just jealous of me
   Cause you, you just can't do what I do
   So instead of just admitting it
   You walk around and say
   All kinds of really mean things about me
   Cause you're a meany, a meany
   But it's only cause you're really jealous of me
   Cause I'm what you wanna be
   So you just look like a idiot
   When you say these mean things
   Cause it's too easy to see
   You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
  
   [Verse 1]
   Alright listen, I need you to focus
   I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
   We are going to perform an experiment of a sort
   I'm going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment
   Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes - close em'
   You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
   For the next 4 and a half minutes
   We are going to explore into your mind
   To find out why you're so fuckin jealous
   Now why do they make you who
   Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo
   Syke, I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you're still listening
   Ok now I need your un-divided attention
   Sir I have a question
   Why do I always sense this,
   Undeniable tension from the moment I enter into the room?
   It gets all quiet and whispers
   Whenever there's conversations why am I always mentioned?
   I been dying to ask, it's been itching at me
   Is it just because...
  
   [Chorus]
   You're just jealous of me
   Cause you, you just can't do what I do
   So instead of just admitting it
   You walk around and say
   All kinds of really mean things about me
   Cause you're a meany, a meany
   But it's only cause you're really jealous of me
   Cause I'm what you wanna be
   So you just look like a idiot
   When you say these mean things
   Cause it's too easy to see
   You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
  
   [Verse 2]
   Alright now I, I just flubbed(?) a line
   I was going to say something extremly important
   But I forgot who or what it was
   I fucked up,
   Syke, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didin't
   That's just what you wanted to hear from me
   Is that I FUCKED up ain't it?
   That I could bust one take
   Without lookin at no paper
   It doesn't take a bunch of takes
   Or me to stand here in this booth all day
   For me to say the truth ok
   You're drooling, you have tooth decay
   You're mouth is open,
   You're disgusting
   What the fuck you eat for lunch,
   A bunch of sweets or somethin
   What you munch a bunch of crunch-a-munch?
   You're tooth is rottin through the gum
   Your breath stinks,
   Want to chew some gum?
   [Yes I do sir what am I on?]
   You sir are on ??
   [Marshall I'm so jealous of you
   Please say you won't tell nobody
   I'd be so embarassed
   I'm just absolutely terrified
   That someone's gonna find out
   Why I'm saying all these terrible, evil, and awful
   Mean things, is my own insecurities!!]
  
   [Chorus]
   You're just jealous of me
   Cause you, you just can't do what I do
   So instead of just admitting it
   You walk around and say
   All kinds of really mean things about me
   Cause you're a meany, a meany
   But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me
   Cause I'm what you wanna be
   So you just look like a idiot
   When you say these mean things
   Cause it's too easy to see
   You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
  
   [Verse 3]
   Alright now we, we're going to conduct
   That experiment that we were talking about earlier
   Just to see what a frog looks like
   When he takes 2 hits of exctasy
   Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like
   Wanna check to see? Here's a mirror
   Notice the resemblance here?
   Wait let me put these sun glasses on
   Now look in this mirror, how bout' now
   What do you have in common?
   You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em'
   You look like I sound like, singing about weenies
   Now take my weenie out of your mouth
   This is between me and you
   I know you're not happy,
   I know you'd much rather see my lying
   In the corner of a room somewhere crying
   Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind dying
   There's no denying
   That my weenie is much bigger than yours is
   Mine is like stickin a banana in between 2 oranges
   Why are you even doin this to yourself?
   It's pointless,
   Why do we have to keep on going through this?
   This is torturous
   My point is this, that if you say mean things,
   You're weenie will shrink
   Now I forgot what the chorus is..
  
   [Chorus]
   You're just jealous of me
   Cause you, you just can't do what I do
   So instead of just admitting it
   You walk around and say
   All kinds of really mean things about me
   Cause you're a meany, a meany
   But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me
   Cause I'm what you wanna be
   So you just look like a idiot
   When you say these mean things
   Cause it's too easy to see
   You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
  
   Fuck off my dick