Not everyone in New York would pay to see Andrew Lloyd Webber
   May his trousers fall down as he bows to the queen and the crown
   I don't know what tune the orchestra played
   But it went by me sickly sentimental
  
   Can I have another piece of chocolate cake
   Tammy Baker's got a lot on her plate
   Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake
   Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave
  
   The band of the night take you to ethereal heights over dinner
   And you wander the streets never eraching the heights that you seek
   And the sugar that dripped from the violin's bow made the children go crazy
   Put a hole in the tooth of a hag
  
   Can I have another piece of chocolate cake
   Tammy Baker must be losing her faith, yeah
   Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake
   Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave
  
   And dogs are on the road, we're all tempting fate
   Cars are shooting by with no number plates
   And here comes Missis Hairy legs
  
   I saw Elvis Presley walk out of a Seven Eleven
   And a woman gave birth to a baby and then bowled 257
   Now the excess of fat on your American bones
   Will cushion the impact as you sink like a stone
  
   Can I have another piece of chocolate cake
   Tammy Baker, Tammy Baker
   Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake
   Cheap Picasso, cheap Picasso fake
  
   Can I have another piece of chocolate cake
   Kathy Straker boy could she lose some weight
   Can I buy another slice of real estate
   Liberace must be laughing in his grave