This girl, she didn't turn out quite the way she was supposed to do
   This girl, she got bored of all the things they brought her up to say
   She never meant them anyway
   This girl, she got caught out on the multi-storey car park
   Throwing goodbye notes wrapped up in bricks
   When they put her in the car she said, 'Jesus made me do it'
   But all the priests in all the world couldn't save this girl
   This girl, content with all the bloody noses, scabby knees
   You get from fighting wars like these,
   Running past the tidy houses pulling faces
   This material world couldn't tempt this girl
   (Chorus)
   Now she entertains the world and all its mates
   But she doesn't fit in
   And everybody thinks this girl is great
   But she's lacing all the party drinks with venom from a poison pen
   This girl, she made a habit of habitually lying
   Does everybody's head in
   She knows what happens when the next stop that you see
   It's not the one that everyone expected it to be
   This girl, happy families 'round the supermarket check-out
   She loves to be the odd one out
   The party girl who stayed upstairs
   Playing musical chairs
   La-la, la-la-la
   She doesn't care this girl.
   (Repeat chorus)
   This girl, she didn't turn out quite the way she was supposed to do