FANNY & CHORUS
   Smooth the sofa, plump the pillows
   Dump the ashtrays, oh this dress
   Look at me I am shaking all over,
   Shaking all over
   I'm a mess
   Waiting wondering what I'll be thinking
   When he comes walking through that door
  
   What'll come walking through that door
   A man I never saw in my life before
   Oh,
   I am so nervous
   I got a blind date waiting to call on me (any minute now)
   I got a blind date what am I gonna see (any minute now)
   Right over there's the doorway, he will be walking through
   Will he be six foot eight or maybe four foot two (it could happen)
  
   I got a blind date waiting to come around (any minute now)
   Oy but I'm nervous listen to my heart pound
   Why do I need this headache, single is not a crime
   I got a blind date
   An with my luck he'll be on time
  
   I got a girlfriend Shirley, who says why not (she's an idiot)
   This guy is a friend from a friend of a friend she got (hello, how do you do
   what an idiot)
   One thing I know is Shirley ain't sitting on no shelf
   If he was such a vow she'd keep him for herself (it's only natural)
   She says she is he's nice and he deals in stocks (sounds good, but she's an
   idiot)
   I'll bet a buck he looks like month-old lox (also and idiot)
   What do I need from Shirley her and her fifty cup
   I got a blind date and I'm praying he stands me up
  
   Wait wait, what am I praying he stands me up, I'll stand him up. I smell a rat
   anyway. Umm. I'm gonna hide under the bed, he'll never see me, he'll walk in and look
   around, I wouldn't be there, he'll go away and that's the end of that.
   Perrfect!
   Now you keep quiet, not a word you hear
   You didn't see a thing
   Oeps there he is!
   Now quiet everybody sssh quiet!
  
   Blind date: Rosalie?!
   Rosalie: Oi, oi, oi
   Blind date: Rosalie?! that's odd she doesn't seem to be here
   Rosalie: Smart, smart!
   Blind date: I've been stood up, it's news
   Rosalie: Well it's better than put down
   Blind date: This has never happened before
   Rosalie: What and ego!
   Blind date: Rosalie?!
   Rosalie: Sh, sh, sh!
   Rosalie: It worked, it worked!
   He never saw me. Boy am I lucky I didn't see him neither,
   but I can just imagine what a lox that one was.
  
   Rosalie: I got it right her Shirley was playing tricks
   Voice: No, no, that's wrong, you got it wrong
   Rosalie: Wait, wait, what that's not right?
   Voice: No, he was gorgeous he looked like Rudolph
   Rosalie: Rudolph who?
   Voice: Rudolph Valentino
   Rosalie: Get away
   Voice: Yeah, the sheik from Arabia
   Rosalie: Not the phantom from the opera?
   Voice: Uh, Uh
   Rosalie: The sheik from where?
   Voice: The sheik from Arabia
   Rosalie: Get away
   Voice: That's right
   Rosalie: Wait a minute is this person kidding me around here?
   Voice: No, no absolutely
   Rosalie: Get away
   Rosalie: Well that's what happened I let him get away
  
   What do I'll do now maybe become a nun (That's impossible)
   I'm calling Shirley maybe she'll bring a gun
   Please Shirley, even if he's Lon Chaney fat, bald or short or tall
   Having a blind date is better than having
   No date, at no time with no one at all.
   Wait a minute maybe I spoke too soon
   Shirley get me out of here!
   Oh this one is cute.