Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag
  You gotta dance to the tune of Bolivian Ragamuffin
  Out take's short breaks
  Love her 'til the earth quakes
    Stand on the seashore lookin' at the city
  See the street light, dog bite your lady on the titty
  At the wax museum everybody cares to see themselves
  As others care to see you but nobody wants to be you baby
    Corn bread, cabbage head
  Try and get a side of me
  Hold my pickle, hold your lettuce
  Special orders don't upset us
    Kickstand face, looks so evil like knieval
  Never make third base like a tongue in my old lady
  Like a squatez vous and a domo arigato
  Tip my hat to you rock a roller obbligatto
    Stage show come in stride, smoke a bone i'm feelin' fine
  Girls in heat will try and get us
  Hash in bones won't upset us
    He need cash....Kick in the pants
  Wantin' for....Gotta dance
  Say it ahh....To you to give us the chance
    Ain't gonna do it...ain't gonna do it
  Ain't gonna do it...ain't gonna do it
  Ain't gonna do it...ain't gonna do it
  Ain't gonna do it...ain't gonna do it
  Ain't gonna do it...ain't gonna do it
  And then sounds that only the "man" Steven Tyler can make!