The band has stopped the night is young...
  This bar is closed but there'll be more to come...
  She whispered softly. "I don't wanna be alone...
  Can me and all my friends come back for cones?
    I called ahead I felt so cheap
  Just to make sure my grandma's sound asleep
  I shoulda noticed that her look was kinda smug
  She only wants me coz I got the drugs
    My mouth was dry my knees were weak
  She held my hand as we walked down the street
  I didn't give a shit she got my first name wrong
  She only wants me for my Bucket Bong
  She only wants me for my Bucket Bong
    And when we're at home I'm feeling scared
  Coz there's no bucket, sink or (vessel?) anywhere
  And if she wants a bucket I'll have the last one
  And she'll hafta have it with me in the bath
  She'll hafta have it with me in the bath
  She only wants me coz I got the drugs....