You'll dance to anything [x4]
    Oh, baby, look at you
  Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux
  How long'd it take to get that way
  What a terrible waste of energy
  You wear black clothes say you're poetic
  The sad truth is you're just pathetic
  Get into the groove just get out of my way
  I came here to drink not to get laid
  So why don't you just go on home
  'Cause if you want to moan you'll have to moan alone
    You'll dance to anything [x2]
    Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual
  Cause you're just another boring bisexual
  "I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party"
  Blow it out your hairdo 'cause you work at Hardees
  80 pounds of make up on your art school skin
  80 points of I.Q. located within
    Know what you are? You're a bunch of ...
  Artfags! Artfags! Artfags! Artfags!
  Choke on this you dance-a-teria types!
    You'll dance to anything by The Communards
  You'll dance to anything by Book of Love
  You'll dance to anything by The Smiths
  You'll dance to anything by Depeche Commode
  You'll dance to anything by Public Image Limited
  You'll dance to anything by Naked Truth
  You'll dance to anything by any bunch of stupid Europeans who come over here
  with their big hairdos intent on taking our money instead of giving your
  cash, where it belongs, to a decent American artist like myself!
    You'll dance to anything!