I work on a train
  That's eleven and a half cars long
  I can only work at night
  Cause the things I do are wrong
    We carry some nasty substances
  On this little night train
  The first car's full of dioxin
  Enough to wipe out the state of Maine
    Oh, the evil, terrible things
  That I sent down those tracks
  I snuck them through your town at night
  Right behind your back
  On our little train [x2]
    The second car's just painted black
  What's in it nobody knows
  Though sometimes it makes a buzzing noise
  And once I saw it glow
    The third car carries poison gas
  And the fourth car it does, too
  The fifth car's filled to the breaking point
  With ortho orange forty-two
    Oh, the evil, terrible things
  That I sent down those tracks
  I snuck them through your town at night
  Right behind your back
  On our little train [x2]
    The sixth car leaks a strange brown ooze
  On to the hoboes who ride below
  It caused their hair to fall out
  And their fingers turned bright blue
  I swear to god it's true
    The seventh car carries raw sewage
  You can tell just by the scent
  We used to have a warning sign
  But something ate right through the print
    Some sort a' illegal baby food
  Is what we got in car number eight
  And although I've never tried it myself
  The conductor says it's great
    We load the bodies of dead lab animals
  On to car number nine
  And I swear that sometimes late at night
  I can hear those critters whine
    Oh, the evil, terrible things
  That I sent down those tracks
  I snuck them through your town at night
  Right behind your back
  On our little train
    Both cars number ten and eleven
  Carry tainted juice
  And I can hear it sloshing around
  From my chair in the caboose