The stripper mummy's death dance causes shiver and earthquakes
  Out of the tomb comes sexy zombies, dead corpses awakes
  The restless headless horseman is looking for his hat
  A guana smelling witch is eating coffinnails with a bat
  Upstairs the frenzy she-devils tempts with wild mad sin, you know
  I recommend infernal torment demented bondage are go
    Back in that old haunted cathouse
  Where everybody used to go - All pleasures were for free
  Back in that old haunted cathouse
  If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be
    Bloody Mary and King Kong is kissing while lost souls cry
  Hand in hand watching meteors and stars on the midnight sky
  A ghastly crew of wicked men arrive in the batmobile
  Klingon's drunk flying their UFO - Oooh, what a thrill
    Back in that old haunted cathouse
  Where all my friends used to go - All pleasures were for free
  Back in that old haunted cathouse
  If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be
    Back in that old haunted cathouse
  Where all my friends used to go - All pleasures were for free
  Back in that old haunted cathouse
  If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be
    Back in that old haunted cathouse
  If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be
  Back in that old haunted cathouse
  If only I could turn back time, that's where I would be
    Back in that...(this is where things get a little out of control!)...old haunted cathouse...