Everybody knows that I'm a scumbag
  They won't come and see me in this dive
  Everyone's afraid of what might happen to them
  Or if they'll even get out of there alive
      Some fuckhead in the corner is getting to me
  Talkin' about the way I look and smell
  Well I guess he don't know that I'm the Outlaw Scumfuc
  Someone aughta' warn him before I knock him straight to Hell
      Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag
  I like sluts and whores and I don't care
  You can say just what you want to say about me
  But if I hear you I might just go knock you off your chair
      'Cause I like to drink whiskey by the gallon
  I live on peanut butter sandwiches, I don't care
  I spent some nights in jail in this old country
  Everybody hates me and I just don't fucking care
      'Cause I can sing all those songs about bitches
  And I still fuck all the prostitutes that I know
  They tell me I smell like raw sewage
  But I'm the man that you'll never know
      Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag
  They won't come and see me in this dive
  Everyone's afraid of what might happen to them
  Or if they'll even get out of there alive
      Some fuckhead in the corner is getting to me
  Talkin' about the way I look and smell
  Well I guess he don't know it, but I'm the Outlaw Scumfuc
  Someone aughta' warn him before I knock him straight to Hell
      Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag
  I like sluts and whores and I don't care
  You can say just what you want to say about me
  But if I hear you I might just go knock you off your chair
      And I can sing all those songs about bitches
  And I still fuck all those prostitutes that I know
  They tell me I smell like raw sewage
  But I'm just the man that you'll never know
      Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag
  They'll never come and see me in this dive
  You can say just what you want to say about me
  I'll turn my back on you and I'll stick you from behind
      'Cause everybody knows that I'm a scumbag...