Hello Mrs Shaw
  Could I borrow your lawnmower?
    (Unintelligible) Up your body!
  Why? Why me?
  Why am I so lonely?
    I'm an animal
  I'm a sexual pervert, an animal
  A living abortion
  I'm an animal, nobody's hero
  An animal, I'm your next door neighbour
    Everybody hates me
  Why am I so ugly?
    I'm an animal
  I'm a sexual pervert, an animal
  I'm a living abortion
  I'm an animal, I'm nobody's hero
  I'm an animal, I'm your next door neighbour
    Everybody scorns me
  My wife - she doesn't know me
    I'm an animal
  I'm an animal
  I'm an animal
  I'm an animal, I'm your next door neighbour
    Everybody shuns me
  Why am I so dirty?
    I dream of naked ladies leaping over me
  I like peeping through holes in public lavatories
  Domineering women in thigh-high boots
  Tying me up, whipping me!
    Somebody help me!
  I've lost my sanity
    I'm an animal
  I'm a sexual pervert, an animal
  I'm a living abortion
  I'm an animal, I'm nobody's hero
  I'm an animal, I'm your next door neighbour
    No sex for me!
  You, you made me
  You scorned my body
  You degraded me
  You twisted my mind
  You made me unkind
  You fed on my cravings
  You persecuted me
  You don't understand
  You!