We are the rascals that fuck up your place
  We'll leave a mess and feel no disgrace
  The party is gonna end because of us
  We'll keep drinking after we had enough
    We're the scoundrels that will steal your shit
  Fuck you over and laugh about it
    Let us in your house is your first mistake
  You don't know the problems we'll create
  We'll brake your china and fight your dog
  Steal your alcohol and give you none
  Got no friends cause we don't fit it
  You're just mad cause we stole your gin
  "They're just bastards and a bunch of drunks,
  kleptomaniacs, and fucking punx"
    Nobody like us cause we are jerks
  Got no money cause we don't work
  What's mine is mine and what's yours ain't yours
  Love to cause trouble when we are bored