Dear Dotti what should I do?
  I wrote this letter to you
  I know you'll tell me the truth
  In The Weekly World News
    My tongue is hairy, my lips are blue
  Oh Dear Dotti what will I do?
  Shaved my tongue but my back is hairy too!
  Signed, Hairy and Blue
    Honey you're funny, with a hairy tongue
  I can't imagine who would want some
  Stop shaving and get it waxed
  No one likes a hairy trap oh hairy trap
    Dear Dotti what should I do?
  I wrote this letter to you
  I know you'll tell me the truth
  In The Weekly World News
    I married my dad, my mom's my aunt
  I'm going to ashram, so I can chant,
  Dotti, I just gotta know, should I stay with Daddy
  Or should I go, Signed, I don't know.
    Don't know, you're cracked, married you pop?
  You just admitted your life is a flop
  Go to the ashram, chant up a storm
  You're too big an idiot to ever, ever be reformed.
    Dear Dotti what should I do?
  I wrote this letter to you
  I know you'll tell me the truth
  In The Weekly World News
  Dear Dotti what should I do?
  I wrote this letter to you
  I know you'll tell me the truth
  In The Weekly World News