My my my teacher came in class, breathin hard as could be
  And then she made a pass at my homeboy D
  I said she's movin fast, she's lookin at me
  MISS ELAINE!
    She's a crazy lady, she may be insane
  She always call me baby, but that's not my name
  Hey those kisses that she gave me, I just can't explain
  MISS ELAINE!
    MISS ELAINE! WAS HER NAME!
  MISS ELAINE! WAS HER NAME!
    She walked into the class with an aim for the day
  Elaine had a game and I was willing to play
  She said if I was down, she'd give me an A
  MISS ELAINE!
    Yo, my class is breakin fool, she sent them all home
  She kept me after school, yeah me all alone
  I follow all the rules, but I should have known
  MISS ELAINE!
    MISS ELAINE! WAS HER NAME!
  MISS ELAINE! WAS HER NAME!
    Ahhhhhhhh...
  [guitar solo]
    Try to go to school, keep my head on the books
  My teacher's kinda cool, give the dirtiest looks
  All my friends want a hook-up, but nobody hooks
  MISS ELAINE!
    Yo, I go for what I know, and I get what I get
  It's gettin rather frantic, people say I'm a pet
  She's makin me a winner and I'm glad that I met
  MISS ELAINE!
    MISS ELAINE! WAS HER NAME!
  M_M_M_M_M_MISS ELAINE! MISS ELAINE!
    Ahhhhhhh, make it funky now