i was down on my luck tired or working for my bucks
  so i bought a one way ticket on a 40 foot long bus
  this can't be happening to me
  i think it just a dream
  halfway there i saw the glare
  this place is fuckin heaven
    i believe, believe in god
  i found las vegas i'd say burn that synagogue
  now i believe, believe in god
  in jus one night i saw the light
  so grab a cab and hold on tight
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    i used to feel so lost no gambling in my life
  now there's no turning back i even bet my wife
  this can't be happening to me
  i'm losing everything
  i say dear lord
  i'll steal a ford
  and put it down on red now
    i believe, believe in god
  to you it's just jesus christ to me it's jesus keno
  i believe, believe in god
  fuck my health i just want whealt
  and ceasar is my leader yea
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    evil i don't see no my
  son now named casino
  ask me why god lives here
  you know i'll just say bingo
  i'm making it a point to place a bet at every joint
  drink more booze i just can't lose
  this place is fuckin heaven
    i believe, believe in god
  it didn't take me much
  i went there on a hunch now
  i believe, believe in god
  lucky number seven take me straight to heaven
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