welcome everybody to my table
  don't be shy, man, grab a seat
  c'mon, it's time to eat, dig in
    frejoles de t.j., sushi from japan
  weenies from america
  don't forget canned ham
  monkey brains from india
  (???) from france
  pizzas from chicago
  korea, dog, many cat
    all we want is, all we need is
  all we want is, all we need is
  all we want is one more beer
  to teach the world
  to sing in harmony
    eating can resolve
  this racial tension
  get yourself a side of beef
  electric knife, and 50' of cord
    flies from ethiopia
  sangria de espana
  crumpets from england
  sand from iran
  bratwurst von deutchland
  meatballs from sweden
  mongolian bbq
  bacon from canada, eh...
    all we want is, all we need is
  all we want is, all we need is
  all we want is one more beer
  to teach the world
  to sing in harmony
    the next time you're about to shout a racial slur, stop, and think about
  all the wonderful dishes that come from his or her country, and channel
  your energies into enjoying your next international delight!