"They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right.."
  "This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song"
  "I hope you enjoy it."
    [Starts playing]
  Love to eat turkey
  Love to eat turkey
    [Shout from Crowd:] "I love you Adam!"
  [Adam Sandler:] "Ohhh, I love you!"
  Love to eat turkey
  'Cause it's good
  Love to eat turkey
  Like a good boy should
  'Cause it's turkey to eat
  So good
    [Adam Sandler:] "That clappin's messing my head up man. I appreciate it.
  But I was trying to think of the next line and all I hear is clapping.
  Here we go... Thanks anyways"
    Turkey for me
  Turkey for you
  Let's eat the turkey
  In my big brown shoe
  Love to eat the turkey
  At the table
  I once saw a movie
  With Betty Grable
  Eat that turkey
  All night long
  Fifty million Elvis fans
  Can't be wrong
  Turkey lurkey doo and
  Turkey lurkey dap
  I eat that turkey
  Then I take a nap
    Thanksgiving is a special night
  Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite
  That's right
  Turkey with gravy and cranberry
  Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry
  Turkey for you and
  Turkey for me
  Can't believe Tyson
  Gave that girl V.D.
    White meat, dark meat
  You just can't lose
  I fell off my moped
  And I got a bruise
  Turkey in the oven
  And the buns in the toaster
  I'll never take down
  My Cheryl Tiegs poster
  Wrap the turkey up
  In aluminum foil
  My brother likes to masturbate
  With baby oil
  Turkey and sweet potato pie
  Sammy Davis Jr.
  Only had one eye
    Turkey for the girls and
  Turkey for the boys
  My favorite kind of pants
  Are corduroys
  Gobble gobble goo and
  Gobble gobble gickel
  I wish turkey
  Only cost a nickel
  Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving
    Happy Thanksgiving everybody!