Well, you're just like a club fag wearing doc martens
  Get a pair of chukas or some checkerboard slip ons
  Worship Jeff Spicoli not Chris Cornell
  Get a pair of vans or God will send you to hell... to hell
    you think doc martens are the coolest invention
  since someone sliced a loaf of bread in someone elses kitchen
  the plain truth is that you just plain suck
  so why should i tell you not to waste a hundred bucks
    VANS, in my head
  VANS, on my feet
  my sole is on the ground when i'm walking down the street 2,3,4
  Don't need no doc martens
  Can't wear no birkenstocks
  Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots
  and a smelly old pair of socks....
    If you want to wear them you don't have to ride a skateboard
  You can even wear them with a pair of old cords
  Someone'll probably tell you that they're not in trend
  Just tell them thats the reason why you don't have any friends... no friends
    I don't wanna hear about alternative footwear
  and I don't wanna hear about your new hair-doo
  I don't give a shit about you stupid motherfuckers
  Cause I just wanna get a pair of olive green CHUKAS!!!