We're sitting here in this cell
  You know it's like a living hell
  Was what you did really a crime?
  The judge says you have to serve time
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  It's the law, you're in jail
  It's the law that sets your bail
  Don't bother to try and fight
  It's only a few more nights
    The deputy had a bad night
  He couldn't get it up for his wife
  So he's gonna be pissed on the job and
  He's gonna bum out your life
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