Double fisted pleasure, double fisted pain
  Double fisted love is driving me crazy
  Double fisted shots, doubles on the rocks
  Double fisted love is dragging me down
    It's an underhanded game
  I don't know how to play
  And I'll never be the same
  I never wanted it to be this way
    I've been dreaming of the single handed love
  One that I can buy over the counter
  Singing in the shower, crying in my sleep
  Double fisted love is got me in way too deep
    It's an ugly little game that nobody can win
  Now I wish I hadn't played
  Love will never be the same again
    Patent leather shoes and my double breasted blues
  My heart goes up in flames and I douse it with teardrops
  Double with a twist that I could not resist
  Double fisted love more than I can swallow
    It's an underhanded game
  I don't know how to play
  And I'll never be the same
  I never wanted it to be this way