All the guys that look oh so stupid
  And I wanna know why
  All the girls get so impressed
  It makes me wanna die
  All that long hair makes me whine
  It's '95 not '69
  I don't think it'es very nice
  Guys looking like Jesus Christ
    Big fat ugly jocks with hairdos
  Look like fucking clowns
  And everyone knows they're just
  The biggest jerks around
  I'm asking you on bending knees
  Change that hairdo won't you please
  Lose that ponytail, you'll see
  That you'd be so cool like me
    Won't you won't you cut it, dude
  Won't you won't you cut it, dude
  Won't you won't you cut it, dude
  Then you'd be so cool like me