I've got a boner for Christmas
    Mend up your stocking hole
  Cause this lump ain't made of coal
  I've got a boner for Christmas
    Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins
  You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing
  I've got a boner for Christmas
    Singin' joy to the world!
  To each and every girl
  To a-all of your girls
  O-oooh
    Go!
    Oooh, oooh, ooooh
  Yeah!
  Oooh, oooh, ooooh
    Hang up your christmas stockin
  And let me put my cock in
  I've got a boner for Christmas
    All year you've been in a rut
  This time let's do it in the butt
  I've got a boner for Christmas
    Singing joy to the world.
  Each and every girl.
  To a-all of your girls
  O-oooh.
  I've got a boner
  O-oooh
  For Christmas