How do I get through to a girl like you
  Workin' at the pretzel station at the mall
  Beautiful lips like Strawberry Quick
  I saw your boyfriend he looks like a dick
  You won't check me out
  'Cause I work in the back at the Radio Shack
    I won't be surprised if you don't call me tonight
  'Cause I'm lamer than lame
  Uncool in every single way
  But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry
  Don't you think its time you tried a different kind of guy
    How can even make you understand
  When I'm wearing the pants with the elastic waistband oh no
  Saw you on the bus laughing with your pretty friends
  I was in back with the retarded kids
  Tried to say hello at the high school dance
  Then I wet my pants
    I won't be surprised if you don't call me tonight
  'Cause I'm lamer than lame
  Uncool in every single way
  But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry
  Don't you think its time you tried a different kind of guy
    We could be happy
  I could be the one you're looking for
  I could get a haircut and I'd give up the video games
    No need to explain why you didn't know my name
  'Cause I'm lamer than lame
  Uncool in every single way
  But your boyfriend makes me wanna cry
  Don't you think its time you tried a different kind of guy
  Lamer
  Lamer