When I was young my father said "Son I have something to say,"
  and what he told me I'll never forget, until my dying day. He said, "Son you are a bachelor boy
  and that's the way to stay, son you are a bachelor boy:"
  -huh- I wish I was a bloody bachelor boy
  A happy ba-che-lor was he,
  But he ain't no more gone is Garry
  As he ditched, when he got hitched to a witch and a bitch called melanie
  Who's that then - Garry
  Slouched on the couch with that cow,
  There ain't any doubt there's no escape
  Now off his head, concerted
  Instead he wed, Melanie
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  He said, "I only wanted to stay"
  But the silly sucker, drained his life away
  "I only wanted to be"
  and he took no notice of me
  and it's all over now -huh- for Garry
    The bag nagged/asked to have a kid
  The most * that Garry ever did
  Stuck in a rut, he knows he's a nut, with a pain in th butt called Melanie
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    Off his head, off his *
  Garry was a sucker when he married Melanie
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