Billy's confused he's been abused,
  Billy's bemused with Barbara,
  she went with Billy but he's so silly
  she's finished with him now.
  All the wedding plans have gone down the drain
  will Billy ever see Babs again?
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  He's a silly Billy,
  why can't Billy not see?
  that Babs is just a slag she's a dirty bag
  she just wants his willy
  but poor Billy can't see
  that she's a trollop & he's a silly Billy
    Babs is back she's got the knack
  knows how to wrap him round her finger
  her little finger
  a kiss and a cuddle now Billy's in a muddle
  coz Babs has gone again
    Now what's gonna happen to the honeymoon?
  Babs has gone & Billy's been a goon.
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