I used to come home late and not a minute too soon
  Barking like a dog, howling at the moon
  You'd be mad as an ol' red hen
  Up all night wonderin' where I been
  I'd fall down and say come help me honey
  You laughed outloud I guess you thought it was funny
  I sobered up and I got to thinkin'
  Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'
    Now I'm paintin' the house and I'm mendin' the fence
  I guess I gone out and lost all my good sense
  Too much work is hard for your health
  I could've died drinkin', now I'm killing myself
  And I'm feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash
  It's honey do this honey do that
  I sobered up and I got to thinkin'
  Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'
    Now I'm fixin' the sink and I'm mowin' the grass
  You made me a list and I'm bustin' my wheel
  All broke down, tail's been draggin'
  It's a tough ol' life up here on the wagon
  I'm feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash
  It's honey do this honey do that
  I sobered up and I got to thinkin'
  Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'
  Yeah I sobered up and I got to thinkin'
  Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'