Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good
  They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would
  They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home
  Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone
  But I would not feel so all alone
  Everybody must get stoned.
    Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street
  They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat
  They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor
  They'll stone ya when you're walkin' to the door
  But I would not feel so all alone
  Everybody must get stoned.
    They'll stone ya when you're at the breakfast table
  They'll stone ya when you are young and able
  They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to make a buck
  They'll stone ya and then they'll say "good luck"
  Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone
  Everybody must get stoned.
    Well, They'll stone you and say that it's the end
  Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again
  They'll stone you when you're riding in your car
  They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar
  Yes, but I would not feel so all alone
  Everybody must get stoned.
    Well, they'll stone you when you walk all alone
  They'll stone you when you are walking home
  They'll stone you and then say you are brave
  They'll stone you when you are set down in your grave
  But I would not feel so all alone
  Everybody must get stoned.