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    Once up on a time a man was attacked by a vampire bird
  He was sucked to death
  The vampire bird killed him at last
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    The lake of fire tore his ass up
  He was burning to the crisp
  He was cast into the lake of burning flame
    Vampire bat
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    After the vampire bird sucked blood out of me, he started stabbing me in my ass
  Then three more vampire birds stabbed me in my ass too
  They sucked the blood out of me, killing me
    Vampire bat
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    Folgers, it's good to the last drop