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    Once upon a time, I took an airplane
  I went to San Diego, California
  That was a three-hour trip
  I enjoyed myself, flying in the air
    Northwest Airlines
  Northwest Airlines
  Northwest Airlines
  Northwest Airlines
  Northwest Airlines
    While I was in the air, I had fun
  The airplane was at an altitude of 35,000 feet
  It was a long trip
  It was a fun flight
    Northwest Airlines
  Northwest Airlines
  Northwest Airlines
  Northwest Airlines
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    The people on the airplane were nice
  I chatted with them a lot
  I was having a fun time
  It was a good flight
    Northwest Airlines
  Northwest Airlines
  Northwest Airlines
  Northwest Airlines
  Northwest Airlines
    American Airlines, we mean business in Chicago