Found on Wesley Willis
    Once upon a time, I was cursing in Morning Star Baptist Church
  I called the evangelist a stupid crucifuck
  Reverend Richard Price preached about my vulgar language
  He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty filthy mouth
    Don't curse in God's house
  Don't curse in God's house
  Don't curse in God's house
  Don't curse in God's house
    At this time, I told the preacher to fuck off
  I told Reverend Richard Price to suck a male camel's dick
  Suddenly, he ordered one of the deacons to throw me out of church
  He then escorted me to the door
    Don't curse in God's house
  Don't curse in God's house
  Don't curse in God's house
  Don't curse in God's house
    When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a beating stick
  I went up to the pulpit and clocked Reverend Richard Price in the head
  He fell to the floor
  Suddenly, the police was chasing me out of church after I called the preacher an asshole
    Don't curse in God's house
  Don't curse in God's house
  Don't curse in God's house
  Don't curse in God's house
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