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    It's Saturday, March 9, 1996 at 1:00 PM
  Me and my band went to Lawrence, Kansas to play a rock show
  It was a two and a half hour trip
  At 3:30 PM, me and my band pulled up by the Bottleneck at 737 New Hampshire Street
    Dale Meiners yelled at me
  Dale Meiners yelled at me
  Dale Meiners yelled at me
  Dale Meiners yelled at me
    At 8:55 PM, me and my band ran a sound check for tonight's rock show
  At 9:00 PM, about 400 people crowded the venue
  Suddenly, me and my band got onstage and rocked the jam session
  It was a great show
    Dale Meiners yelled at me
  Dale Meiners yelled at me
  Dale Meiners yelled at me
  Dale Meiners yelled at me
    At 1:30 AM on March 10, 1996, I bragged about doing a keyboard solo show when I come back to town
  Suddenly, Dale Meiners got mad at me
  He yelled at me for dissing my band at 2:00 AM
  He gave me a war hell ride by calling me a fucking asshole
    Dale Meiners yelled at me
  Dale Meiners yelled at me
  Dale Meiners yelled at me
  Dale Meiners yelled at me
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